WHEN Eddie Entropy flies he onbly uses the very best in Heliocoptors. I bet all of you reading this wished that you had the glorious luxury enjoyed by international subparstar Mr. Edward Entropy. Of course this sort of luxury is not meant for people like, it is meant for the elite like Edward. You are a piece of shit and you deserve no transportation outside of a pogo stick. Eddie, howeveer, is great and deserves Harold the Heliocoptor because he's so much the better person. Some day you will die that is not worth forgetting because when you do die you'll leave nothing, not even a memory whereas when Eddie dies he will leave an eternal legand. Kill you and no one cares, Kill Eddie and the world dies with him. Truly yours,
Bilbo Bloggins (the best blogger in middle earth)
