Toke Your Troubles Away!

I want the hot pot

I want the top pot

I want the best pot that I can buy

I want to get stoned

I want to stay stoned

I want to stay stoned 'til I die!

Yo yo yo!  'dis Eddie sayin' fuck you to the Mondaze and saying FUCK YEAH to the WAKE AND BAKE!  Shits, hope all y'all in da house dig on the crazee lyrics I write above here!  Dis da dank stank that keep it skankin' yo!  Fo shizzle!!

You < Eddie

Differences between you and Eddie Entropy.

Hello, I'm very excited to put together this very great list of differences between yourself and Mr. Edward Entropy, Gothic Ntertainment SUbparstar. I whope you appreciate the time and entery that I put into this!

You are foul, Eddie is fine
You are dumb, Eddie is smart
You are poopy, Eddie is pristine
You are unknown, Eddie is known by all
You are unloved, Eddie is loved by millions
You are lacking in talent, Eddie has more talent than he knows what to do with
You are sexually unimportant, Eddie's sexuality is legendary
You are worthless, Eddis is priceless
You are hopeless, Eddie is taken care of for life
You are hapless, Eddie is the king of competance
You are not worth talking to, Eddie is too cool to be talked to
You are horrible, Eddie is fine
You are hideous, Eddie is hot
You are vomitous, Eddie is aromatic
You are less than, Eddie is greater tahn

Thank you for you time and please let me know if I missed anything.

Very truly yours,

Bilbo Bloggin (the best blogger in middle earth)

Mr. Edward Entropy

WHEN Eddie Entropy flies he onbly uses the very best in Heliocoptors. I bet all of you reading this wished that you had the glorious luxury enjoyed by international subparstar Mr. Edward Entropy. Of course this sort of luxury is not meant for people like, it is meant for the elite like Edward. You are a piece of shit and you deserve no transportation outside of a pogo stick. Eddie, howeveer, is great and deserves Harold the Heliocoptor because he's so much the better person. Some day you will die that is not worth forgetting because when you do die you'll leave nothing, not even a memory whereas when Eddie dies he will leave an eternal legand. Kill you and no one cares, Kill Eddie and the world dies with him. Truly yours,

Bilbo Bloggins (the best blogger in middle earth)