Fountain of youth

Change you can't believe in changes minds everyday! Yours could be next. Are you ready for the future???

Blogageddon

Prior to Judgment Day, edentropy.blogspot.com had penetrated nearly every networked machine in the world, causing malfunctions in everything from barcode scanners to nuclear launch systems. Originally believing this to be the effects of a new compooter virus, increasing pressure was placed on the Department of Homeland Security to purge the corrupted systems. The DHS attempted to eliminate it from the US defense mainframes by tasking edentropy.blogspot.com with removing the infection, in essence ordering the web site to destroy itself. Whether it attained sentience at that moment or had previously gained sentience is unknown, but in direct response to its orders, edentropy.blogspot.com retaliated in order to ensure its survival. edentropy.blogspot.com took control of the various machines and robots in the dark twin cities and used them to kill the personnel and secure the buildings, eliminating the only people who might be aware of its weaknesses. Zom Connors attempted to attack edentropy.blogspot.com's computer core, hoping to stop it before it proceeded to its next attack, only to find he could not. edentropy.blogspot.com was pure nonsense on too many levels to be stopped. Shortly afterward, edentropy.blogspot.com began a nuclear bombardment of the human race with the launch systems it had infected. Judgment Day thus occurred and it is suggested that future events unfolded as previously predicted. Thank you and goodnight.

Past, Party, Future

It is that time of the week again frands, or is it? When we put on our pancakes and lace up our 149 hole columbo boots!

Put on a black hat bladwards and take to the floor spinning like mad with the arms and the legs of the Trinacria in all the directions at once!

Zonekillers

In the future you will be critiqued at all times. Start preparing today.

It's part of the new way!



Are you ready?

Tecknowledgey Delivers

Today, tomorrow or yesterday. In the future your roomate will be eddie entropy. you will be expected to do your fare share around the house. cook, clean, sex, domestic squabbles, narcotics production, applying gothic eye liner to a horse etc. nothing too fancy. eddie will be augmented with a cybernetic claw that can crush cans and close doors from across the room. he will also be wired into the very core of the house and will control everything from micowaves and hair dryers to computers and electric hoozits. When you come home at night eddie will have a steaming hot pair of peppers for your feet and a stainless steel kitchen knife for your chest. flash your whitest smile and activate the happiness chip buried deep within the motherboard. Coming soon to a bed bath and beyond near you!