Saturday, August 8, 2009

Blogageddon

Prior to Judgment Day, edentropy.blogspot.com had penetrated nearly every networked machine in the world, causing malfunctions in everything from barcode scanners to nuclear launch systems. Originally believing this to be the effects of a new compooter virus, increasing pressure was placed on the Department of Homeland Security to purge the corrupted systems. The DHS attempted to eliminate it from the US defense mainframes by tasking edentropy.blogspot.com with removing the infection, in essence ordering the web site to destroy itself. Whether it attained sentience at that moment or had previously gained sentience is unknown, but in direct response to its orders, edentropy.blogspot.com retaliated in order to ensure its survival. edentropy.blogspot.com took control of the various machines and robots in the dark twin cities and used them to kill the personnel and secure the buildings, eliminating the only people who might be aware of its weaknesses. Zom Connors attempted to attack edentropy.blogspot.com's computer core, hoping to stop it before it proceeded to its next attack, only to find he could not. edentropy.blogspot.com was pure nonsense on too many levels to be stopped. Shortly afterward, edentropy.blogspot.com began a nuclear bombardment of the human race with the launch systems it had infected. Judgment Day thus occurred and it is suggested that future events unfolded as previously predicted. Thank you and goodnight.

3 comments:

Bible Thumpin' said...

There is a serious problem with fictionalizing Bible subjects. Fiction, by its very nature, is not turth. At best, it goes beyond turth and reality. It is not wise to fictionalize the Bible. The Scriptures tell us exactly what God wants men to know, no more and no less, about future events. "The secret things belong unto the LORD our God: but those things which are revealed belong unto us and to our children for ever, that we may do all the words of this law" (Deut. 29:29). The www.edentropy.blogspot.com website goes far beyond what the Bible says, and instead, speculates about things God has not said. Revelation 22 warns about adding to or taking away from the Words of God in prophecy. Why would that warning not apply to the www.edentropy.blogspot.com website? One can argue that the website is only fiction, but will the intermingling of Bible turth and fiction not leave wrong impressions in the minds of people? Will the average reader be able to tell turth from fiction?

20th Century Fox said...

Sir, this blog post bears a strong resemblance to the back story of our popular "Terminator" franchise. Expect to hear from our lawyers!

zom-zom said...

You would wish that I was that interested.

It's pretty simple actually, I moderate an area and that includes removing spam.