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People tell me this is a very negative blog that does not have much to offer the internet. To those people I say "Fuck you, you cock sucking mother fucker" and I re-direct their browser to this post, one of www.edentropy.blogspot.com's most tender and heartwarming entries to date. Even the coldest of assholes is bound to warm up when confronted with such damning evidence. Fuck you!

Nearsighted

Oh honey, you got dreams that go as far as the short end of the stick. If you wanna drown at sea I've got a boat I can sell you.

Infant Suicide Rate Is Up 235%

THOSE LITTLE BABIES JUST CANNOT TAKE IT ANY MORE. 


In the news I read about how infant suicide rate is at an all time high and it makes my heart cry!  We need to say NO to the excessive violence in shows like Teletubbies and Barney.  We need to demand that Raffi take his suicide-inspiring bananaphone music to some other country's cribs!  I don't know about Iran, but here in America we've had ENOUGH of the baby suicide!

What Is the Stupidest Thing That You've Ever Done With Your Cellphone

We Come in Peace America!

CITISENS OF AMERICA, YOUR EDDIE HAS BEEN SPOKEN TO THE ALIENS AND HE IS MASSAGE OF THE FUTRUE!  LISTEN TO TEH WORDS SPOKEN AND YOU"LL HEAR GREAT THINGAS ABOUT HOW THE ALIENS ARE HEAR FOR PIECE AND THEY DON"T WANT TO EAT BRAINS, THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT "YES YOU CAN" BE A PART OF THE UNIVERSE"S COMMINITY!  OUR EATRHPEOPLE LIGHT CAN SHINE BRIGHT TO ALL STARS IN THE UNIVERSE AND THE ASLIENS WILL HELPS US IN OUR GRWOTHS!  OPEN YOUR HEARTS!!

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