Lusers are Osers.

Fuck, this is me right now after i have been smoking a drug! Lol. But this is not laughing matter, drugs are a dangerous disease and they are in America. Some people are saying they are directly responsible for killing Ed's belobed Whiddey Twostones so Ed will have nothing to do with drugs ever again! If you are smoking or injecting a drug you are dead to me and one day you will be dead too just like Rigby Houtron. Think about it.

Emotional Breakdance

At the feedstore do I say, "Oh, now Wally, give me a bag of that Fuckin' pig feed, and a pound of that bitchly cow corn"? At the bank do I say, "Oh, Mrs. Malenger, here is one big bastard of a check, now give me some of your Christ-ing money!" THERE, LOOK THERE, NOW SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! FUUUUCK!!!

A Blog post

I can't be bothered to write a real blog post today, so this one will have to tide you over. Here are pictures of good people hard partying in situations that could potentially compromise morals. You may think it is an obvious choice for Eddie to post, but who are you to judge?

Messages Mixed (best of July 09 pt. 2)

The crow is not telling you what to do, he's telling you what you're doing.

DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD!

Messages Mixed

The crow is not telling you what to do, he's telling you what you're doing.

DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD!

Rising fuel costs

In these times of economic crississt it can be difficult to get by. This is why we all need a ture friend we can count on. SkranK.

Shoot it up, snort it, smoke it. SkranK is awlays beeing there for your's Eddii! When the thoughts turn to snuffing out t3h candles of lifes the smell of freshly ground Skrank is the only thing bringing your's turly back to solid ground!

We Be Skrankin' >pert 2<

Whan there's no shoulder to cry on, and no eyes to cry out from we turn to skrank. Skrank is there for me when a cold dried up world smells like socks. Fuck you world and friends who are not!

Eddie Turns 300

Bow down before me my faithful subjects and sing praises of Ed as he produces blog post #300! There were those out there who doubted the glory and grace of Eddie to pull off this monemental event and those who doubted are now shown to be craven shit fuckers who deserve of faceful of fist!

FUCK YOU WHO DOUBT, EDIE WILL ALWAYS WINN!!!!

LORD OF THE RINGS!!

There is nothing I love more than getting stoned with my girlgriend and wahtching the Lored of The Rings on DVD! Here's a funy video I put togehter about stoned Lored OF the Rings!! LOL!!

Coking with Eddie PART TWO

Hi everyone! I've been trying out sam new recipes coking in mA katchen lagely Nd wanted to share!!! pleese leave the comant. if you have trouble making your own my batch will be for sale starting saturday night.



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PREP TIME 1 Hr 10 Min
COOK TIME 50 Min
READY IN 2 Hrs

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INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)
1 (17.3 ounce) package of crystalline tropane alkaloid
1 (3.4 ounce) package chocolate insert pudding into eye filling mix
2 cups bleach
4 cups assorted waste (fish parts, feces, raspberries and snake skin)
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DIRECTIONS
Thaw the snake skin at room temperature for 40 minutes or until it's easy to handle. Heat the oven to 400 degrees F. Gently do a line of cocaine on a lightly floured surface. Now snort a 12 inch line of flour. It's not as good, is it? Cut off the corners to make a triangle. Gently press the choclate with lightly floured fingers into a 12-inch eye. Place fish parts and feces in a circular patten on a pizza pan. Prick the eye all over with a fork. Insert filling. Drink 2 cups of bleach. Bake for 20 minutes or until golden. Remove the eye from the fish parts, the fish parts from the feces and the feces from the baking sheets and allow time to cool. Prepare the mix using the cocaine according to the drug pamphlet provided by the Chaska city Council. Spoon 1 cup of cocaine onto the crust and spread to within 1/2-inch of the edges. Arrange the snake skin over the pudding. Give the eye time to blink. Cut each pizza into 8 eyes and serve immediately, or cover and refrigerate forever.

The Goats have Gone Crazye!

There are generally two types of hay bales. With quite different weights.
The most common ones that people buy at feed stores or the farmer, and can be moved by one person, are the type you may have "bucked" into the barn for your uncle who had a farm when you were a teenager and in love with goats. They are around 3-4 feet long by 24x18 inches square. These smaller bales are "baled" with 2-3 strands of twine or wire around the long way and can weigh between 60 and 130 pounds, depending on how the bailer was adjusted. The heavier bales will have 3 strands, the lighter ones only have 2 strands. Interestingly, sometimes they are not that different in size (lengthxheightxwidth) as the heaviness can be increased by how compact the "flakes" of hay are pushed together by the baler equipment.
The other common type that are a relatively new option, are the really Big bales which weigh 1500 ~ 2000 pounds generally. They can be huge 6 foot "wheels" of hay (they are baled in a round "disc") or the equally large rectangular bales. These supersized bales require specialized equipment, or at least a fork lift, to move them.