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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Star Trek Sex (Sex Ed pt. 15)

WHEN SEXING A KLINGON BABE BE SURE TO BE IMPORTANT ON YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF KLINGON BATTLE TECHNIQUE IT IS IMPROTANT THAT YOU USE YOUR AGRESSIVE WEINER TO GET THE KLIGNSON GIRL INTO YOUR BED BECASUE SHE IS SO HOT.  
Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.