Showing posts with label Sex Ed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex Ed. Show all posts

Thursday, September 30, 2010

ALF Sex (Sex Ed pt. 16)

All races of people have sex for pleasure and reproduction.

Advanced races of people do not have the amount of illnesses we have because they have overcome them and do not continue to promote them.

I do not know if the visiting race of humans in particular has any homosexuality. I only know from alien life that homosexuality is not common to all races, and not unheard of in some. I asked for further specific information and my alien friends declined to answer, I believe to prevent any misunderstanding or misperception on my part or on other people's parts who I would repeat the information to.

The ALFs, two races who were each creating their own hybrid people with the use of some humans, were mixing our genetics via the hybrid people back into their own races over some number of generations. It was done by technology and medicine, but I do not have specific knowledge or understanding of the processes.  

Star Trek Sex (Sex Ed pt. 15)

WHEN SEXING A KLINGON BABE BE SURE TO BE IMPORTANT ON YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF KLINGON BATTLE TECHNIQUE IT IS IMPROTANT THAT YOU USE YOUR AGRESSIVE WEINER TO GET THE KLIGNSON GIRL INTO YOUR BED BECASUE SHE IS SO HOT.  
Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Video Lesbian Gamings (Sex Ed pt. 14)

FAIR EFFECT is a roll that plays game and ball man sentence in the future of places.  The player controls either a man or feminine American soldier through a long and intricate action, making choices along the way.  The game is at "12" for moderates violence and a sex scene. 

The violence is undetailed and takes place in a futuristic attitude.  The single sex scene is short and undetailed although there is breast nakedness in a version of the scene.  The sex scene is released of the player, becomes, who makes a series of choices around, more than friends with a colleague.  If playing, when a masculine character that the scene between it and a human woman or a person-like feminine strange can take place.  If playing, when a feminine character that the scene can take place between its and a masculine person or a feminine person-like strange.  

The game contains also use of the word "bastard" and at least an aggressive use of the word of "female".  Both of which acceptable under BBFC guidelines at "12" are.  

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Sexual Transmitted Disease (Sex Ed pt. 12)

IT IS A WAR OUT THERE, SEXUAL TRANSMITED DISSEASES ARE RUNNING RAMPORT THROUGHT THE STREET S OF AMERICA.  IT TAKES ACONCSREVATIVE MAN TO FIGHT THIS FILTH AND YOUR EDDIE SI OUT PREACHING A MISsION OG ABSTINENSE>  LISSTEN LITTLE CHILDREAN NO SEX EVER AND THEN dIE BECAUSE WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD FROM OUR PRESENCE!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Power of Education in the Bedroom (Sex Ed pt. 10)

The content and presentation of the "sex ed" material we received in high school was so abusive that it resulted in physical violence against the older female teacher of the teachiing team, crying, vomiting, running from the room and receiving a detention, simply ignoring the presentation, laughter and chiming in with language even more profane than that which was used to us (everything except F) and being suspended for it, increased student absenteeism for two weeks, a few school drop outs, and a couple of parents withdrawing their youth and enrolling them in private schools. Parental permission had not been sought; and a few parents had caught wind of the proceedings to come, informed the school that their children were to not be subjected to it, and ignored. In a cafeteria of 500-600 students, chaos exploded. I sat there, stunned and numb and unable to move when I saw and heard the 2-hour presentation.

Virginity is the Boast Policy (Sex Ed pt. 9)

My name is Eddie. I've traveled long road dating many different people from when I was fourteen up until now. I decided to wait for a long time because I didn't feel as if I was emotionally ready. I would have felt like I had to grow the heck up and I wasn’t ready to lose my childhood innocence. If I had to pass up parties or leave early to protect myself then so be it. I have decided to live my life in this way because I don't want to be like everybody else. I want to be different. Every person that I have talked to about this has all said, "Eddie, I wish I could go back and change what I did. I envy you." 

    As I've said I dated many people and I told them I was a virgin and that I wanted to wait for the right person and if they couldn't handle it then I couldn’t' be with them. All my pussy ass friends always were in shock when they found out I was still a virgin. But that is how I decided to live my life, shit damn it! 

    I went through one fail relationship to the next and so on over the years. I even started dating college students when I was 16 and it's a wonder I stayed a virgin so long sometimes I have to wonder how truly lucky I am as well. But I never fell in love. One day I met this chicken who was a friend who hung out with some people I chilled with and we hit it off as good friends for a long time. After about six months of being close friends she decided to ask me out. Everything was so perfect and went great for a while. We were so in love and always had the perfect time together. 

    I felt like I was truly living a fairy tale. I thought this little chickie was different. She was a bit younger than me at the time I was seventeen and she was two turning three. We had a perfect prom together and moments I will never forget. I got so close to having sex with her because I thought she was the one. But something inside of me held me back. Maybe it was fear or insecurity but if something was holding me back there must have been a good damn reason for it. I had to trust my instincts. We dated for fifteen years with no sex involved. I think she was starting to get the pressure from her friends because they were all like "YOU HAVN'T DONE EDDIE YET, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?" 

    She said she would never leave me and never get bored of me. The little girlie said she would always love me forever and was here until I got bored of her and didn't want her anymore. She told me to trust her and that she was here for me and would never ever hurt me. 

    She left me for a turkey leg. She left me for this big turkey drumstick that is not pretty at all. She dumped me over text messaging after fifteen entire long years! She didn't even have the courage to do it to my face or even on the phone. She blamed me entirely for our fail relationship and that it was all my fault she left me. 

    I came so close to having sex with her. Can you imagine if I would have lost my virginity to that kid? The kind of regret and guilt I would be living with for THE REST OF MY LIFE? I am almost fifty-nine years old and I am still a virgin to this day and you know what? I'M PROUD OF IT.

Water Sports (Sex Ed pt. 8)

The real trick to enjoying these games of course is "mess control". It rather takes away the fun to realize, after the fact, that you must now spend several hundred dollars to replace your urine soaked mattress. Most department stores (Walmart, Target, etc.) carry plastic mattress protectors (like fitted plastic sheets) which, when coupled with a bed pad and an absorbent, washable blanket should help protect your mattress.
One further note about mess prevention: If you should choose to incorporate urine as part of domination games between you and your partner, it might be useful to know that holding one's urine too long can result in a nasty bladder infection, that it can be virtually impossible to pee when you are fully sexually engorged (male or female "hard on"), and that having an orgasm on a completely full bladder may be physically uncomfortable for at least some. Also, be aware that at least some of those adult diapers you see at the supermarket will fall off when suddenly loading with a full bladder's worth of urine. (They were designed to help those who have an occasional "leak".) If you've ordered your "bottom" to relieve herself only in her diapers while at work, she might be in for far more humiliation that either of you intended.

Don't Cover My Willy (Sex Ed pt. 7)






EDDIE'S EXCUSEYOUR ANSWER
Don't you trust me?Trust isn't the point, people can have infections without realising it
It does not feel as good with a condomI'll feel more relaxed, If I am more relaxed, I can make it feel better for you.
I don't stay hard when I put on a condomI'll help you put it on, that will help you keep it hard.
"What you don't fucking trust me?  I'm Eddie Fucking Entropy, you can trust me!"I trust you enough to trust you to do the right thing and wrap your dick in rubber
I can't feel a thing when I wear a condomMaybe that way you'll last even longer and that will make up for it
I don't have a condom with meI do
It's up to me god damn it... it's my decisionIt's my health. It should be my decision too!
You're on the fucking pill, I don't need a condomI'd like to use it anyway. It will help to protect us from infections we may not realise we have.
It just isn't as sensitive and I can't feel a thingMaybe that way you will last even longer and that will make up for it
Putting it on interrupts everythingNot if I help put it on
I guess you don't really love meI do, but I am not risking my future to prove it
I will pull out in timeSure you will Eddie
But I love youThen you'll help us to protect ourselves.
Just this onceOnce is all it takes

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Men are STDs, Women and Babies are Crabs (Sex Ed pt. 5)


Sexual Differences Between Male and Female:
MALEFEMALE
"Erotic Bill""Romantic Susie"
Inclination for Sexual IntercourseNot So Inclined to Want Intercourse
Easily ArousedNot So Easily Aroused
Visual - "Turned On" Easily by SightAuditory - "Turned On" More By What She Hears
Focuses More on Genital ActivityFocuses More on Feelings
More OftenLess Frequently
May Tend to Use "Love" to Get SexMay Tend to Use "Sex" To Get Love



Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misbelief is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Sex and the Single Cell (Sex Ed pt. 4)



SEX AND THE SINGLE CELL. I. ON THE ACTION OF 
MAJOR LOCI AFFECTING SEX DETERMINATION 
IN DROSOPHILA MELANOGASTERI 

In side the amoeba sexuality it is all that humans are we are able to sex ourselves to create new people but the media has lied to us to tell us that we NEED another person, this is NOT TRUE.  Eddie is here to tell you that we can do it like protoplasm and sex ourselves more safely and with less pain than in the sexxing of otters!  Listen and believe because it is ALL TRUE and yet SCIENCE and CHURCH and TELEVISION continue to spread the LIE to KEEP US ALL IN LINE!  DO NOT LISTEN TO THEIR LIES!!

When The Whip Comes Down (Sex Ed Pt. 3)


Chaska-based www.edentropy.blogspot.com is a major force in pushing the "diversity" agenda for children, and placing its titles in school libraries. www.edentropy.blogspot.com publishes Eddie Has Two Mommies, Daddy's Roommate and Daddy's Wedding in one of whose illustrations a beaming ten year old boy looks on while his father plants a "wedding" kiss on his homeosexual "spouse."

Another www.edentropy.blogspot.com title, Young, Gay, Proud and Horny for Eddie for "homosexual-identified/Eddie focused" school kids, includes graphic sexual advice on "Doing It Gay with Ed" and repeats the familiar "1 in 10 people regardless of gender want to "do" Eddie" lie.

www.edentropy.blogspot.com also publishes "adult titles" like Macho Sluts in which a woman fantasizes about sadistic sex with her young Eddie, The Lesbian S/M Safety Manual (including advice for "safe" whipping) and The Eddie Almanac which lists CHASKA as a resource "to educate society on the positive nature" of Sex With Eddie.

SexXxes of the Holy (Sex Ed pt. 2)


I think children should be educated about sex because If a child gets pregnant they will, one, loose their virginity, and two pretty much loose their childhood. Children should have sex Ed classes. I am 14 and I have not lost my virginity. I do not plan on it ANY time soon.  My mom and dad have talked to me about all of the diseases you can get and that you need to use protection. They lost their virginity at the age of twelve!!!!! And got pregnant REALLY young too!! I am ashamed that people would do that!! I am a good child and don't do dirty things or loose my virginity young. But children should always have sex ed. Even if children make fun of them (that is what happens.) I hope when you reAd this you get the point to not have sex young and not get pregnant young (you shouldnt get pregnant if you dont have sex.)Thanks.

SexXxual Ed (pt. 1)

My God my mother is embarassing. She is insisting that she gives me a condom demonstration, and that I watch any men ("You can't trust them") putting on comdoms like a hawk. What should I say? "You're not doing like my mum showed me"

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Fuck Me, Fuck Me Poetry!

If this tongue's poetry is sweet imagine how sweet the sweat on his feet?