Shopko... The Store for You!

I remember SHOPKO in Grand Forks, MI.  I never sexed in the bathroom there.  I wish I had.  It would have been amazing to have sexed so close to value pharmacy goods.  I bet if I had sexed at SHOPKO I would have a memory worth living for instead of nothing.  It's not that I'm sad... actually, I am miserable.  Can SHOPKO take the pain away?  Even if I was still able to sex with my ancient dick I don't think any girl would want to sex me anymore, least of all in SHOPKO.  I hate myself.

Black List

last box of crackers
last bag of dorritos
last bag of shit
last can of worms
microsoft works 6.0
cup of sex
box of dried apples
box of dead rats
last box of cheerios
jar of mayonnaise
cup of holy water
cup of hot coffee
chalice