Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Galactic Treaty 7X921A


It is difficult to trust the Foreign ones when they continue to alter the details of the contract. With the change comes the responsibility. The Foreign ones have a responsibility to the same humans they think are inferior. In turn we have a responsibility to be hospitable hosts to them while they make arrangements on our planet. But we don't have to put up with being treated like second class citizens.


When these Aliens rudely commandeer your home to spy on your neighbors, remind them that they are guests on your planet and should therefore act accordingly to our treasured Olympic values.

7 comments:

jacques.boner12@uwec.edu said...

Do you have any more information on the Reeses Peace Treaty? I am doing a report for a graduate level alien studies course and cannot find information on this historic peace making treaty!

Nordic Track said...

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Mary Lou Retton said...

The Aliens made numerous attempts to interfere with the results of 1984 Olympics. They must learn to respect our time honored traditions.

rictor rooster said...

Aliens have been stealing my corn flakes. I hate aliens!

E.T said...

I signed the Reese's Peace treaty with the simple touch of a finger ;)

Ever hopeful said...

I keep holding down the delete key in hopes that I can make this blog go away.

aaron yonda said...

Wish you'd follow your own "shape up or ship out advice".