Friday, July 3, 2009

IndepenDANCE Eve





YOU WILL be SURE TO SEE the FireJerks FLY tonight as t3h ED SNORkS THE SKRANK AND BREAKS TEH HEARTS AT THE BUNKBED! MAKE ROOM FOR the SCenes Original ZERO as he dunces HIS WAY INTO YOUR SOUL??!!! FUck it! With TEH ED TOSSING BLACK THE Shirley TEMPLESAND THE BIRTH of the NASHUN, THERE IS BOWND TO BE enuff EneRGY to fuel the]\\ misshun of change you can belieffin!


9 comments:

Rude Reader said...

I couldn't possibly hate you more!!! You suck!!!

Rod Rooter said...

This marriage is headed for the rocks!

Dr. McCoy said...

The only good thing about this entry is that it bumped the hideous MJ tribute off the front page.

Uncle Jesse said...

Your evenings are about as exciting as a bucket of horseradish sauce!

The hand of fate said...

Hope you enjoyed that funny text I sent you! Real curveball huh?

Rotting Corpse said...

*YAWN*

Adult Baby said...

I got your "change you can believe in" right here buddy, in my soiled diaper! Now change it!

It's true said...

Goth is a bad thing. Nuff said.

ed_sucks@eatadick.org said...

Let's face it, you suck and your big night out was a dud!