Friday, January 15, 2010

You've turned evil

Q: What happened? You used to be so nice. Now the things you do are clearly the work of something more sinister. How did this happen? Where did the wonderful human being I used to know and love go?

A: The decision was not a concious one, it came on rather like an illness. The first day I felt a little off, by day two I could feel a real change inside me. It was totally unnatural. I found many of my basic functions altered, the ability to feel guilt and remorse being the most noticable. Except in dreams, that's the one place it can still get to me.


Rat Fink said...

This is the dark age of love.

buttcheeks the clown said...

You're about as evil as a bowl of Coco Pebbles!