Showing posts with label cheap date. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheap date. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
State of the Art: Selection and Service as Circuit City
I remember once making sex with a girl in the bathroom stall of the Circuit City in Butte, Montana circa 1988. What made the experience so sexy was that just outside our carnal stall there was a warehouse-sized room of television and electronics! Jesus, I am older now and probably couldn't get it up even if I were put in such a situation but the good thoughts keep me warm through cold winter nights.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Double your pleshore

Please don't let your head fall apart while I am away! I often find it difficult to grocery shop without you here, what should I buy? There's always too many leftovers. The closets are big and empty without all your belongings. I spent all night in the basement crying. When dawn came I went outside and threw up on your car. Come home soon.
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cheap date,
deer in headlights,
whites of the eyes
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