Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Double your pleshore

Please don't let your head fall apart while I am away! I often find it difficult to grocery shop without you here, what should I buy? There's always too many leftovers. The closets are big and empty without all your belongings. I spent all night in the basement crying. When dawn came I went outside and threw up on your car. Come home soon.

7 comments:

eddie entropy said...

November 12, 2008
Listen Up Dumbfucks:

Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.

I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.

Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.

Sure you'll see this note and say Eddie's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.

My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.

Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,

Eddie

P.S. I superglued all my orifices shut so you coroner pricks can't steal my fillings or sex up my corpse.

black metal midget said...

What are you doing using my fucking picture on your fucking site? I'm going to kick your shit head in you little leech!

rickie the troll said...

aaaaack gooooober gooobble gggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...

Bernard Shaw said...

Does this mean Eddie killed himself? Again? Leave it to this stupid blog to save the good stuff for the comments seciton.

Eddie Entropy said...

I didn't write this post, what the fuck is going on???

Eddie Entropy said...

Yes I did write it.

Eddie Entropy said...

You didn't write it.