Erbert & Gerberts' Unequaled Quality Submarine Sandwiches

I remember once sexing a girl in the bathroom stall of Erbert& Gerberts in Eau Claire, WI circa 1988.  The scent of freshly baked Erbert & Gerberts submarine sandwich bread was a sexy aphrodisiac for the SEXperience.  Even better, after the sexing we sat down and ate a delicious sandwich.  That was many years ago and my sexcapades are now buried in the past with Ronald Reagan and Quisp but sometimes the thought of those crazy days helps me to deal with the abject misery of today.

State of the Art: Selection and Service as Circuit City

I remember once making sex with a girl in the bathroom stall of the Circuit City in Butte, Montana circa 1988.  What made the experience so sexy was that just outside our carnal stall there was a warehouse-sized room of television and electronics!  Jesus, I am older now and probably couldn't get it up even if I were put in such a situation but the good thoughts keep me warm through cold winter nights.