Tuesday, June 30, 2009

We Come in Peace America!

CITISENS OF AMERICA, YOUR EDDIE HAS BEEN SPOKEN TO THE ALIENS AND HE IS MASSAGE OF THE FUTRUE!  LISTEN TO TEH WORDS SPOKEN AND YOU"LL HEAR GREAT THINGAS ABOUT HOW THE ALIENS ARE HEAR FOR PIECE AND THEY DON"T WANT TO EAT BRAINS, THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT "YES YOU CAN" BE A PART OF THE UNIVERSE"S COMMINITY!  OUR EATRHPEOPLE LIGHT CAN SHINE BRIGHT TO ALL STARS IN THE UNIVERSE AND THE ASLIENS WILL HELPS US IN OUR GRWOTHS!  OPEN YOUR HEARTS!!


5 comments:

ET phone home said...

This cyborg payphone stole my fucking quarter.

Uncle Jesse said...

Take your good will towards aliens and your positive messages and cram them up your rear!

A smart slender alien said...

I think we all know who's the superior being here!

Dolph Lundgren said...

You leave in pieces.

Porkins said...

I can't hold it.