Ed's charity concert for Christmas kids went off without a hitch last night! Ed turned in a fuckin' flawless performance that would've made your goddam head spin off and catch on fire! Children and grandparents got out of their seats and starteddancing and smashing shit up. A snow plow came crashing through the wall and exploded. Eddie even threw out candy canes and hot pockets to everyone who made it out. It may have been the bestfuckingconcertEVER.