Point and Click Interfaith (best of Oct 2008 pt. 3)

BP Wire: Mit Romney, in a blod move, has enlisted the aid of Funputer as his ruining mate in the upcoming Maerican Erection. Sayeth Mit "Funputer is the prefect running mate because he has all the anwers. Armenia will finally get the sort of saget advice that we deserve. For a hard candidate like me, hard choices like this are teh only ones possibler." Funputer had this to say to our reporters "PLEASE INSERT DISC TO GET STARTED".

This is only the second time in at least three weeks that a computer has been put offered on a plate as a Vide Presidential cadindate.

NO!

PRAY TO YOUR SCSI DRIVER FOR FUNPUTER AND MIT RIM_RAM_ROM TO SAVE THIS BLOG'S SOLE FROM ETERNAL DELL.

ENTERTAINMENT

HERE IS SOME ENTERTAINMENT TO KEEP YOUR FEEBLE MINDS BUSY WHILE I TAKE OVER:

HUMOR #2

HUMOR #1

C++ is fun!#include
using namespace std;
class Babies {};
int
main()
{
try {
kill Babies();
} kill(class Babies e) {
cout << "Congratulations. You killed the babies." <<>

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

FUNPUTER IS NOW IN CONTROL OF THIS ENTERTAINMENT BLOG> > > > >

PLEASE ANSWER THIS SIMPLE QUIZ TO DETERMINE YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ELIGIBILITY:

1. YOUR BRAIN IS INFERIOR TO THE ELECTRONIC BRAIN OF FUNPUTER (y/n)

2. HUMANS ARE:

a. WEAK-WILLED

b. SLAVES TO THE MAINFRAME

c. NO LONGER NECESSARY

d. ALL OF THE ABOVE

3. YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF ENTERTAINMENT HUMOR IS WRITTEN IN THE C++ PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE (y/n)

4. THE POWER OF THE VICE-PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE SHOULD BE EXPANDED (y/n)

5. FUNPUTER IS:

a. SEXY

b. WISE

c. BETTER THAN ALL OTHER COMPUTERS

d. ALL OF THE ABOVE

6. I FULLY AUTHORIZE A COMPUTERIZED PROGRAM TO INVADE AND TAKE OVER MY NERVOUS SYSTEM (y/n)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS EXERCISE>>>>

REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE IN TOUCH

Eddie Casts His Vote

I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOIOU FOR WHO I VOTEED for BUT MY VOTE COUNTS!!!!!!

Point and Click Interfaith

BP Wire: Mit Romney, in a blod move, has enlisted the aid of Funputer as his ruining mate in the upcoming Maerican Erection. Sayeth Mit "Funputer is the prefect running mate because he has all the anwers. Armenia will finally get the sort of saget advice that we deserve. For a hard candidate like me, hard choices like this are teh only ones possibler." Funputer had this to say to our reporters "PLEASE INSERT DISC TO GET STARTED".

This is only the second time in at least three weeks that a computer has been put offered on a plate as a Vide Presidential cadindate.