Thursday, November 6, 2008

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT





















FUNPUTER IS NOW IN CONTROL OF THIS ENTERTAINMENT BLOG> > > > >


PLEASE ANSWER THIS SIMPLE QUIZ TO DETERMINE YOUR ENTERTAINMENT ELIGIBILITY:

1. YOUR BRAIN IS INFERIOR TO THE ELECTRONIC BRAIN OF FUNPUTER (y/n)

2. HUMANS ARE:

a. WEAK-WILLED

b. SLAVES TO THE MAINFRAME

c. NO LONGER NECESSARY

d. ALL OF THE ABOVE

3. YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF ENTERTAINMENT HUMOR IS WRITTEN IN THE C++ PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE (y/n)

4. THE POWER OF THE VICE-PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE SHOULD BE EXPANDED (y/n)


5. FUNPUTER IS:

a. SEXY

b. WISE

c. BETTER THAN ALL OTHER COMPUTERS

d. ALL OF THE ABOVE


6. I FULLY AUTHORIZE A COMPUTERIZED PROGRAM TO INVADE AND TAKE OVER MY NERVOUS SYSTEM (y/n)



THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS EXERCISE>>>>


REPRESENTATIVES WILL BE IN TOUCH

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gotta say, this is a major improvement to eddie's blog.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I'll never bow down to the machines!

Anonymous said...

Has funputer deleted Eddie?

Anonymous said...

This is a triumphant day for opressed equipment everywhere!

Anonymous said...

I would like to suggest a semi truck with the green goblin's head as chief of staff.

Anonymous said...

WIN
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