Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Point and Click Interfaith

BP Wire: Mit Romney, in a blod move, has enlisted the aid of Funputer as his ruining mate in the upcoming Maerican Erection. Sayeth Mit "Funputer is the prefect running mate because he has all the anwers. Armenia will finally get the sort of saget advice that we deserve. For a hard candidate like me, hard choices like this are teh only ones possibler." Funputer had this to say to our reporters "PLEASE INSERT DISC TO GET STARTED".

This is only the second time in at least three weeks that a computer has been put offered on a plate as a Vide Presidential cadindate.


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wait a second, didn't you just say that Mit had left the race? Now he's back with a Funputer in tow?! What a crazy election year, no wonder it has Sheryl Crow up in arms!

Anonymous said...

I'd vote for Funputer running on the Windows '95 platform but I'm afraid that Mit is stuck in the past and that this protein-based lifeform will only hold back Funputer.

After 4 years of Ron Paul, America will be Funputer as President. Join me: Funputer for president: 2012

Anonymous said...

"Point and laugh" interface would be more appropriate for a loser like you eddie.

Anonymous said...

We all know that once Funputer's in office he's going to have Mit killed and replace him with a Speak and Spell or some other doo dad from Texas Instruments.

Anonymous said...

Eddie, you and your phony baloney electorial coverage can stick your funputers where the sun don't shine you dumb dipshit.

Anonymous said...

I'd have more faith in Funputer as vice president than Sarah Palin.

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Anonymous said...

I don't know which is worse, your woefully dumb original post of Odd Doctors For President's inevitably brain dead response.

Thanks for killing another hundred brain cells guys.

Anonymous said...

I meant "or" not "of". The website's lack of an edit feature is just another reason to hate teh barrff.

Eddie Entropy said...

Fuck you down in the park! You can't efen firm a sentents right you asshole! Gary Numan can go duck a fuck for all I care!

Anonymous said...

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