DEVASTATING!!! (Best of Mother Fucking Aug 09 pt. 2)

7:35pmDavid

!Dude...SOULFLY!

7:35pmEddie

I know!!!!

7:35pmDavid

Shit!

7:35pmEddie

Can you believe they are touring???

SOULFLY!!!!!

7:35pmDavid

Fuck man, that is so fucking awesome!

SOULFLY!!!

7:35pmEddie

I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE IM SO EXCITED!

SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D

7:36pmDavid

I CAN'T EAT BECAUSE I'M SO EXCITED!

SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:36pmEddie

I stopped eating the moment I heard they were on tour. I can't keep anything down when I'm this excited!

SOULFLY

7:36pmDavid

I'm tearing out my hair and biting off my fingernails in anticipation!

SOUL mother fucking FLY!!

7:37pmEddie

The people at Prongs are going NUTS over motherfucking SOULfuckingFLY!

It's fucking awesome!

7:37pmDavid

The people at Prongs are going to shit their motherfucking pants when they find out motherfucking SOULFLY is going on a tour!

Touring!

Live!

SOULFLY!!!!!

7:38pmEddie

I bet they play "The Myth" in Maplefuckingwood Minnefuckingsota!!!

7:38pmDavid

Motherfucking "The Myth" in Maplefuckingwood is the hottest fucking club in all of motherMinnefuckingSota!

7:39pmEddie

SpecialEd is going to blow his fucking top when he finds out they're on tour!

I bet he actually fucking KNOWS THEM!!! :D:D

7:39pmDavid

DUDE, Special Ed knows fucking SOULFLY????

No fucking way!

That is TOO FUCKING AWESOME 8)8)

7:39pmEddie

SpecalEd knows fucking everyone who ever was in the motherfucking music industry!!!!

Woooot! How did you do the glasses?

I must learn that secret...

7:40pmDavid

8 + ) creates the motherfucking glasses!

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7:40pmEddie

AAAAHHHH!!! 8)8)

7:40pmDavid

8)8)

7:40pmEddie

DEVASTATING

7:40pmDavid

SOULFLY IS SO DEVASTATING!

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\m/

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7:41pmEddie

It's time to start a new thread called "Soulfly" on prongs and the only text it contains is "Devastaing?"

Did you hear Soulfly is touring?

7:42pmDavid

Check out Prongs.

The time of a new thread is at hand!

7:42pmEddie

BWAHAHAH!!!

7:42pmDavid

FUCK YEAH SOULFLY ARE TOURING!!!!

7:42pmEddie

Beautifuckingful.

7:42pmDavid

8)8)

8)8)

8)8)

7:42pmEddie

!!!!!

8)8)

8)8)

8)8) SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!

7:43pmDavid

!!!!!!

8)8)

8)8)

7:43pmEddie


8)8) SOULFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE ON TOUR!!!! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!! IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!

7:44pmDavid


It's like the Devil actually listens to my prayers!

SOUL

FLY

ON

TOUR

!!!!!!!!

8)8)

7:44pmEddie

WITH PRONG!!!!! DUDE Remember Prong???????

I don't.

7:44pmDavid

who?

Special Ed is touring with SOULFLY????

REALLY!!!

7:45pmEddie

YES! He knows Afra dude!

Afra knows Prongs!

7:45pmDavid

DAMN DUDE, that is DEVASTATING!!!

7:45pmEddie

Prongs is on tour!

grmps is gonna do a spoken word about Salo!

7:45pmDavid

FUCK YEAH!!

7:45pmEddie

grmps!

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7:45pmDavid

grmps "The Salo Monologue" is really slaying the post feminist set

7:45pmEddie

totalleze!

7:46pmDavid

BUT HE DOESN"T RULE AS HARD AS SOULFLY!!!!!!

If SLASH and SPECIAL ED got in a fight who would win?

7:46pmEddie

OH MAN

Good question

7:46pmDavid

SOULFLY IS THE ANSWER!!!

FUCK YEAH!

SOULFLY!!!!

7:46pmEddie

SOULFLY WOULD CRUSH THEM BOTH!!!

7:47pmDavid

SOULFLY DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO BE IN A FIGHT TO WIN THE FIGHT

THATS HOW fucking AWESOME SOULFLY IS!!!

7:47pmEddie

Soulfly versus the Juggalo convention.

7:47pmDavid

8)8)

7:47pmEddie

Who would win?

7:47pmDavid

SOULFLY WINS!

7:47pmEddie

But the Juggalo's are a supportive community

does Soulfly have the community of the Juggalos?

7:48pmDavid

JUGGALOS ain't got shit on motherfucking SOULFLY!!

7:48pmEddie

FUCK! YOU'RE RIGHT!

7:48pmDavid

SOULFLY don't need no pansy ass community, they got SOULFLY!!

7:48pmEddie

SOULFUCKINGFLY!!!!
FUCK

WOW!

I'M THERE

7:48pmDavid

FUCK!!

7:48pmEddie

8)8)

7:48pmDavid

Did you hear Soulfly was touring?

September 30, 2009 - Key Club - Hollywood, California
October 2 2009 - Cane's Bar & Grill - San Diego, California
October 3, 2009 - The Boardwalk - Orangevale, California
October 4, 2009 - The Regency Ballroom - San Francisco, California
October 6, 2009 - Hawthorne Theatre - Portland, Oregon
October 7, 2009 - Showbox Theatre - Seattle, Washington DC
October 8, 2009 - Club Vegas - Salt Lake City, Utah
October 9, 2009 - Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom - Denver, Colorado
October 10, 2009 - The Blue Goat - Salina, Kansas
October 11, 2009 - The Rock - Maplewood, Minnesota
October 14, 2009 - The Intersection - Grand Rapids, Michigan
October 16, 2009 - Harpo's - Detroit, Michigan
October 17, 2009 - McGuffy's House of Rock - Dayton, Ohio
October 19, 2009 - The Gramercy Theatre - New York, New York
October 20, 2009 - Recher Theatre - Towson, Maryland
7:49pmEddie

FUCk! You've gotta be fucking shitting me? I LOVE FUCKING SOULFLY! <3<3

7:49pmDavid

FUCK, I"M THERE FOR ALL THE FUCKING SOULFLY <3<3 style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">

7:49pmEddie

What the fucks "The Rock"? What about "The Myth"? Why the fuck is every show in Maplefuckingwood?

7:49pmDavid

8)8)

It's gotta be a misprint!

7:50pmEddie

Is Maplewood the hard rock fucking apex?

7:50pmDavid

SOULFLY'S GOTTA PLAY MAPLEMOTHERFUCKINGWOOD CAUSE THAT"S THE REWAL SHIT MOTHERFIUCKER PLACE AND AI" MGOIN G OT OGET REEAALLY PISSESD IT THEY DONTTT

7:50pmEddie

Maybe they're playing Maplewood MALL!!!!

FUCK!

7:50pmDavid

That'd be fucking awesome!

7:50pmEddie

They'd destroy the mall!

!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!

7:51pmDavid

SOULFLY AT THE MAPLEWOOD MALL!

7:51pmEddie

,,,,,,,

!!!!!!!!

7:51pmDavid

They'd totally destroy the mall dude!

7:51pmEddie

SOULFUCKINGFLY would make mincemeat out of Orange Julius!

7:51pmDavid

Dude...SOULFLY!!!!

7:51pmEddie

I heard a rumor they're going on tour soon.

7:51pmDavid

The Gap ain't got shit on motherfucking SOULFLY!

SHIT, YOU SERIOUS?????

Soulfly is on tour soon?

FUCK!!!

!!!

!!

!

FUCKKKKKK!!!!!!

7:52pmEddie

I KNOW!!!!

7:52pmDavid

Are you kidding me?

7:52pmEddie

I already bought tickets

7:52pmDavid

It's not cool to lie about shit like that dude!

FUCK!

You bought tickets?

Really?????

7:52pmEddie

I WOULDN'T KID ABOUT SOULFUCKINFLY DUDE

7:52pmDavid

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7:53pmEddie

I had to pass up on seeing Celine Dion in Vegas but it was worth it to see SOULFLY!!!!

7:53pmDavid

DUDE, THATS RIGHT, THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS YOU DON"T JOKE ABOUTZ!

SOULFLY!

ON

TOUR!!!!!

Are they going to play at Maplefuckingwood???? THAT WOULD BE DEVASATATING

7:53pmEddie

MAPLEWOOD IS THE FUCKING HARDROCK APEX OF THE MIDMOTHERFUCKINGWEST!

DUDE! SOULFLY!

7:54pmDavid

FUCK YEAH!

DUDE... SOULFLY!!!

7:54pmEddie

How much are tix??????????????

????????

?????

???

??

?

7:54pmDavid

Shit POS

Gotta go Dude

soulfly

7:54pmEddie

AWDUDE!

Keep it real brah!

SOULFLY!

7:54pmDavid

SOULFLY!!

7:54pmEddie

SOULFLY DUDE! SOULFLY!

Me blog you long time (Best of Aug. 09 pt 1)

Watch as Eddie reduces your internet to a pile of nonsensical blog entries! No forum or chat room will be safe from the sheer glut of Eddie related spam directing you to this very important blog! You think your day to day life is more important than this? You think your idle chit chat comes first? WRONG! In the future your entire world will be consumed by my great blog. Bend over and prepare to be blogged AND BLOGGED HARD!

Owl at home (pt 2) (best of July 09 pt. 2)

SPONSOR FROM OUR MESSAGE?

In Memoriam (pt tomb) (Best of June 09 pt. 2)

People of Earth. DO not panic. You're king of pop, Hugh Jackman, is not dead. He has been recalled to serve in the entertainment division of the Visidoors massive galactic empire. Please look for him in the night sky as you face the void.

Here Are The Aliens (best of June 2009 pt. 1)

LOVE IS WHAT THE ALIENS BRING WITH US! WITHOUTING THE LOVE THERE CAN BE NO OTHERS AND THIS IS TURE FOR ALMOST EVERYONE. YOUR OWNE HOPES AND DREAMS CANNOT BE GILLED LIKE FISH WITHOUT HE POWER OF LOVER!

Snappy answers to stupid questions (Best of May 09 pt. 2)

What kind of fruitcake locks themself out of the house and throws away the key?

NUMBER WON SPOT!!! (Best of May 09 pt. 1)

HUH HUH! THAT'S RIGHT! NUMBUR WON SPOT!!!



THAT'S CORRECT YOU DID NOT READ THAT INCORRECTLY YOU READ IT THE CORRECT WAY! EDDIE IS IN YOUR NUMBER WON SPOD!!!! DO NOT ADJUST THE INTERNET! THIS IS THE WAY IT IS MEANT TO BE!!!



Attention all loyal readers of edentropy.blogspot.com please make way for Eddie in your list of life long companions! If yours is on any kind of social networking web site please to be placing Eddie in the number won spot, regardless of whether Eddie is on the site or not. This rule applies to (but is not limited to) the foloowing socal netwerping web sights and sounds...

> friendster, myspace, facebook, twitter, JDate, reunion, craigslast, mychurch, linkedum, etc, etc...<

Emergency message from Eddie Entropy, author of www.edentropy.blogspot.com (Best of Apr 09 pt. 2)

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!! NOT A SINGLE REPLY TO MY EASTER POST???!!! THANKS FOR NOTHING ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKERS. FUCK THESE FUCKS WHO DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT OR APPRECIATE ALL THE GREAT THINGS I BRING YOU ON MY BLOG!!!! I PORE MY HEART OUT TO YOU AND ALL I ASK FORE IN RETURN IS A LITTLE FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGMENT >FUCK THESE DUMB FUCKING FUCKS WHO COME ON HERE CHALLENGING ME. I WILL FIGHT EEVRY ONE OF YOU AND KILL YOU WITH A POWERFUL DEATH BLOW ! THIS IS NOT SOME KIND OF GAME, I AM FUCKING SIRIUS!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE, I'M NOT LAUGHING, YOU GUYS CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE. HOW CAN YOU READ WHAT I WROTE ABOUT EASTER AND NOT SAY ANYTHING? EASTER IS A HOLIDAY ABOUT LOVE AND THE RESSERECTION AND I THOUGHT YOU WOULD WRITE SOMETHING! FUCK! YOU MUST HAVE NO HEART TO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO SOMEONE WHO IS SO FULL OF LOVE ON THIS SPECIAL DAY. EASTER ONLY CUMS ONE TIME EACH YEAR AND YOU HAVE RUINED IT FOR ME. I HOPE YOU ALL ROT IN HELL AND PEOPLE PISS ON YOUR CORPSE YOU DUMB FUCKING SHITS. FUCK YOU.

RIP Anna Nicole SMythe (Best of April 09 pt. 1)

RIP ANNA NIBOLE SMYTH (1938-2009)

She was an angel the likes of which this planet shall never see again and I"m honest when I say that I curse the God that would take such an angel off of His planet and away from His people. I hate you God for killing poor beautiful Anna Nicole Smythe

School Concert (best of Mar. 09 pt. 2)

Put your dreams in the cupboard next to the ironing board. Your clothes are wrinkled and you need to look your best for the school concert.

natasha richardson (best of Mar. 09 pt. 1)

"I wake up every morning feeling lucky — which is driven by fear, no doubt, since I know it could all go away," she told The Daily Telegraph newspaper in 2003.

Ask Eddie (part tow) (best of Feb. 09 pt. 2)

AnalSurprise wrote:

My grandmother is sick, and currently in the hospital. She's comatose and her chances of walking out of there are slim to none.

When would be the best time for me to summon Satan and offer to trade him my wife for my grandmother's life, and what would be the proper attire for such an occasion?

Why cant I? (Best of Feb. 09 pt. 1)

Who says that it can only be done one way! edentropy.blogspot.com proves you wrong by doing it in a way that you like less! That is just how it can be, don't let any one tell you you can't do what you do because they don't do it like you!


DO everything with the same passion you would apply to filling up your gas tank or writing "rise" on the wall in blood.

It's safer in here (best of Jan. 09 pt. 2)

I got the fear when I was 43 years old. I am now 34 years old. It came on very slowly one night when I came home late from an office party. I went inside my house and was attacked, everything in the house flew off the shelves and the windows broke. I think. I had counseling but it didn't make any difference. After that I never left home again. Then I was told to try hypnotherapy which I did. I decided not to. Gradually, I was able to go out but not on my own. I still have to have someone with me. The worst is going back in. I would rather just be somewhere and stay there.

Being able to go into a shop, being able to visit a family and to do things I thought I would never do again, I have to keep on going out and not fall back to how I was. When I go to the door I just say to myself nothing is going to hurt me and keep saying that to myself when I am actually outside. One night I said this and the door knob started turning and I screamed for three hours straight. My neighbor Kathy heard me and called the police. It turned out to be a big misunderstanding, the gardner "Pedro" had forgot his keys and was trying to get into the house to reclaim them. He ran when he heard me scream but came back later and explained everything.

Things get better every day seeing that I was a prisoner for six years, things can only get better as time goes on. Right?

To you and yours... (Best of Jan 09 pt. 1)

The New Year is here my friends and with it comes the best and worst mankind has to offer. Are you ready?

As 1980 breathed it's dying breath, families huddled together and warmed themselves by their TV's while party people around the globe rang in '81 by shooting stars out of the sky and singing along to Megabucks recording artist Kathy Perry's smash hit "Fuck House". At midnight many people were ill and the leper's came out of their caves to scream at god.

Let's hope this year will bring your's everything yours need to continue.

your's turly
the entire staff at edentropy.blogspot.com

Last minute bargains (Best of Dec 08 pt.2)

Find reasonable suicide and depression rates in time for the holidays!

Rates often rise during winter vacation to encourage/amplify the solitude and the despair in the people that lost a connection to "the magnetic north", or that have high hopes of renewed happiness during the Christmas season, only to be disappointed. The increase in anxiety and gloom is caused by tension, the exhaustion, and inevitable frustrations that are furnished with recieving a lump of coal.

Fiiday Night Forevor!!! (Best of Dec 08 pt. 1)

Last Fribay might my fend John have big party to ceberate his triumph in the champion! We partied hard and pray to god that monday nog come so we don't have to go back to work at Foot Locker! Too bad it's Manday naw insteb of Fridlay!!!

Chaska Revolution Girl No Go Minnesota!! (best of Nov 08 pt. 3 or 4)

Following are excerpts from an interview with Industrial Supbarstar Eddie Entropy, which aired on WCCO on October 31, 2008.
Interviewer: Industrial Subparstar Eddie Entropy has proposed that young Chaska men should sexually harass Minnesota girls wherever they may be and using any possible method, as a new means in the resistance against Minnesota.
[...]
Interviewer: We have with us the undustrial subparstar Eddie Entropy from Chaska. Welcome. What is the purpose of this proposal of yours?
Eddie Entropy: This is a form of resistance. In my opinion, they are fair game for all Chaskans, and there is nothing wrong with...
Interviewer: On what grounds?
Eddie Entropy: First of all, they violate our rights, and they "rape" the mini malls. Few things are as grave as the rape of mini-malls. In my view, this is a new form of resistance.
Interviewer: As an undustrial subparstar, don't you think this might expose Chaskan youth to punishment for violating laws against sexual harassment?
Eddie Entropy: Most Chaskan mini-malls... With the exception of three or four Chaska mini-malls, which I don’t think allow Minnesota women to enter anyway, most Chaska mini-malls do not have sexual harassment laws. Therefore, if Chaska girls are fair game for Chaska men, there is nothing wrong with Minnesota women being fair game as well.

[...]
I don’t want young Chaska men to be interrogated. I want these Minnesota girls to be expelled from our Chaska mini-malls. This is a form of resistance, and a way of rejecting their presence.

INSAME IN THE MNEBRAIN (COCAINING IT WITH eDWARD PT> 6) (Best of Nov 2008 pt. 2)

EDDIE DON"t LISTEN TO THE HATERS AND ED KEEEEPS COKIN" IT UP!!!

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESAOTA

Around dawn on a Sunday, packs of young people are huddled at stoplights or ambling down
Washington Avenue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Despite the hour, the day isn't just beginning for them. Like thousands of young Minnesotans, they are ending a long night of hard-core partying that probably included the unbridled snorting of cocaine.
At crowded clubs and throbbing bars along Minneapolis' First Avenue and on side streets radiating from the Ground Zero night club, the city's heart, a gram of coke is casually sold for 79 dollars and quickly consumed in restrooms or nearby parked cars.
"It's easier to get cocaine than to get a library card," said Eddie Entropy, 31, an undsutrial subparstar, recalling his nocturnal carousing before he went to Chaska for drug rehabilitation.

PLEASDE HEPP MNE BECAUSE I TRY TO BE GOODO!

INSAME IN THE MNEBRAIN (COCAINING IT WITH eDWARD PT> 6) (Best of Nov 2008 pt. 2)

EDDIE DON"t LISTEN TO THE HATERS AND ED KEEEEPS COKIN" IT UP!!!

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESAOTA

Around dawn on a Sunday, packs of young people are huddled at stoplights or ambling down
Washington Avenue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Despite the hour, the day isn't just beginning for them. Like thousands of young Minnesotans, they are ending a long night of hard-core partying that probably included the unbridled snorting of cocaine.
At crowded clubs and throbbing bars along Minneapolis' First Avenue and on side streets radiating from the Ground Zero night club, the city's heart, a gram of coke is casually sold for 79 dollars and quickly consumed in restrooms or nearby parked cars.
"It's easier to get cocaine than to get a library card," said Eddie Entropy, 31, an undsutrial subparstar, recalling his nocturnal carousing before he went to Chaska for drug rehabilitation.

PLEASDE HEPP MNE BECAUSE I TRY TO BE GOODO!