Erbert & Gerberts' Unequaled Quality Submarine Sandwiches

I remember once sexing a girl in the bathroom stall of Erbert& Gerberts in Eau Claire, WI circa 1988.  The scent of freshly baked Erbert & Gerberts submarine sandwich bread was a sexy aphrodisiac for the SEXperience.  Even better, after the sexing we sat down and ate a delicious sandwich.  That was many years ago and my sexcapades are now buried in the past with Ronald Reagan and Quisp but sometimes the thought of those crazy days helps me to deal with the abject misery of today.

Sex with Ed (Sex Ed pt. 11)

If you have sex with Eddie be prepared to never be satisfied by anything ever again. It's just that good. People all across middle America are raving about his techniques in sexing. 

 Reader Testimonial: The best sex i ever had was with Eddie, there was always that sexual tension between us, even though we where seeing other people and everything. One night I summoned him and we went out to a club, both us where totaly skint so we couldn't get really hammered but we still manged to have a laugh, I walked him home, he lives in this dumpster behind Hardees, so we walk down this filthy alley and the next thing i know we where having sex in the dumpster, it was spare of the moment sex, i found it such a turn on and since then we've been going at it like rats, sex with Eddie is the best i've ever had.
 

So what's the best sex you've ever had???

Worse of wisdom

Pwease lesson to the mastur. This Eddie has been sexing ladies in clubs for over 6 centuries. Eddie is to be setzing before even meeting the grill. Is it possible for him to not be sexed by the end of the evening? No.

Sex with Denny Hecker!

Denny Motherfuckin' Hecker is one hot motherFUCKER! There's nothing I love more than shoving my rock hard cock up Denny Hecker's sculpted buttcheeks! I love to FUCK Denny Hecker and I'm not hiding it any more!!

Acid Reflex

My saliva is like acid and as I lick and lap at you, your skin burns. Get down to the hole in your heart and accept nothing as your savior.

Fuck you.