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Thursday, February 9, 2012
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Don't Cover My Willy (Sex Ed pt. 7)



| EDDIE'S EXCUSE | YOUR ANSWER |
|---|---|
| Don't you trust me? | Trust isn't the point, people can have infections without realising it |
| It does not feel as good with a condom | I'll feel more relaxed, If I am more relaxed, I can make it feel better for you. |
| I don't stay hard when I put on a condom | I'll help you put it on, that will help you keep it hard. |
| "What you don't fucking trust me? I'm Eddie Fucking Entropy, you can trust me!" | I trust you enough to trust you to do the right thing and wrap your dick in rubber |
| I can't feel a thing when I wear a condom | Maybe that way you'll last even longer and that will make up for it |
| I don't have a condom with me | I do |
| It's up to me god damn it... it's my decision | It's my health. It should be my decision too! |
| You're on the fucking pill, I don't need a condom | I'd like to use it anyway. It will help to protect us from infections we may not realise we have. |
| It just isn't as sensitive and I can't feel a thing | Maybe that way you will last even longer and that will make up for it |
| Putting it on interrupts everything | Not if I help put it on |
| I guess you don't really love me | I do, but I am not risking my future to prove it |
| I will pull out in time | Sure you will Eddie |
| But I love you | Then you'll help us to protect ourselves. |
| Just this once | Once is all it takes |
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