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Don't Cover My Willy (Sex Ed pt. 7)

EDDIE'S EXCUSE	YOUR ANSWER
Don't you trust me?	Trust isn't the point, people can have infections without realising it
It does not feel as good with a condom	I'll feel more relaxed, If I am more relaxed, I can make it feel better for you.
I don't stay hard when I put on a condom	I'll help you put it on, that will help you keep it hard.
"What you don't fucking trust me?  I'm Eddie Fucking Entropy, you can trust me!"	I trust you enough to trust you to do the right thing and wrap your dick in rubber
I can't feel a thing when I wear a condom	Maybe that way you'll last even longer and that will make up for it
I don't have a condom with me	I do
It's up to me god damn it... it's my decision	It's my health. It should be my decision too!
You're on the fucking pill, I don't need a condom	I'd like to use it anyway. It will help to protect us from infections we may not realise we have.
It just isn't as sensitive and I can't feel a thing	Maybe that way you will last even longer and that will make up for it
Putting it on interrupts everything	Not if I help put it on
I guess you don't really love me	I do, but I am not risking my future to prove it
I will pull out in time	Sure you will Eddie
But I love you	Then you'll help us to protect ourselves.
Just this once	Once is all it takes

Joke encounters of the practical kind

These aliien invators have the special power of comedy under the astral belt! With the synchronizing of events in a way totally off beat to discover the outrageous chuckles in almost everything! With the laughter eventually comes the tears and with the tears eventually comes a new dawn.














Despite the whoopee cushions and rubber chickens, your's Eddie remains ever hopeful in crisis times that t3h visidoors will be working together to achieve the very best for both worlds! (YOU BETTER!!!!)