Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Sexiest Sex (pt. 1)

Here is an excerpt from Eddie's upcoming erotic novel, tentatively titled "The Sexiest of Sex".  Please know that this material is extremely graphic and should not be read by Miners!!

Chapter One (excerpt):
Her nipply nipples rippled in the wind.  Each passing breeze made them all the nipplier.  Andrika was sexy.  Her body was hot.  Red hot.  She stood, bare-chested on the porch.  Her bare breasts were naked, and hot and gorgeously nipply.  Andrika was sexy.  She was sexier than sexy.

Rex watched her from his vantage point.  He stood on the porch across the alley from Andrika.  He was hot for her.  Hotter than the hot sun that shone overhead.  Rex lipped his lips, anticipating the hot sexy sex that he would get should he and Andrika ever hook up.  His hands brushed lightly over the enormous bulge in his pants.  He had an erection.  Rex was hot for Andrika.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fuckk this is hat.

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE THE EROTIC FICTION SWIISS MASTER EDWARD. KEEP UP THE SEC FICITON FOR THOSE LISTENING BEYOND THE EARS.

- Andy

Eddie Entropy said...

Andy, dude, how have you been?????? You been getting fucked up and partying dude??!! That's awesome!!!

Jai Five said...

You're degenerate Eddie. This sort of filth will not fly in Palin's America!

Anonymous said...

EDWARD I PARTY HARD AND LOVE HARDER. YOUR WORDS ARE MUSIC OF MY LOVE MAKING UNDER THE CLUB LIGHTS. BEST WITCHES.

- Andy

Anonymous said...

I have removed all my clothes and printed out your story ed. Do not disturb me for the next 10 minutes!