Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Egyptian Miseries


Written on a skull with blood there are miseries from beyond the depths of time and space and these are the source of all miseries that are visited upon your Eddie every day of his life.  His is not an ordinary life filled with ordinary pains, his is a mythic life filled with mythic trials and tribulations the likes of which would crush the ordinary man or woman.  Just this past week even such a trial presented itself to our Eddie when his mother said these fateful and hateful words "If you want to keep livin' in the basement you're gonna have to start payin' rent!"  

4 comments:

Anubis said...

Reading this blog is like having a near death experience.

The History Channel said...

Tune in Sunday at 9pm for History Channel's Egyptian Miniseries "Ancient Lives" Unlocking the mysteries of daily life in Ancient Egypt. All this month on the History Channel.

Lois Entropy said...

Eddie, I was serious and going on about this to your friends on your little internet blog isn't going to help anything!

Potential new tenant said...

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