Friday, September 11, 2009

Ask Eddie (part tow) (best of Feb. 09 pt. 2)

AnalSurprise wrote:

My grandmother is sick, and currently in the hospital. She's comatose and her chances of walking out of there are slim to none.

When would be the best time for me to summon Satan and offer to trade him my wife for my grandmother's life, and what would be the proper attire for such an occasion?


arnold (staff historian) said...

Eddie Entropy is unlike some incons of our time in that he is willing to give back to the community that enthrones him with their praise! For this reason he started the "Ask Eddie" column. Only two of these great columns have appeared so far, but of the two we felt that Anal Surprise's question here is a great example of the high quality of blog readership that brings in. Eddie's answer appeared in the next post, you'll have to do your own research to uncover Ed's sage advice!

Wise old man said...

I've got some sage advice for Eddie, close this blog down NOW.

The False Pope said...

Bless this blog from it's pointy tailed bottom to it's pointy eared top!