Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Last minute bargains (Best of Dec 08 pt.2)


Find reasonable suicide and depression rates in time for the holidays!

Rates often rise during winter vacation to encourage/amplify the solitude and the despair in the people that lost a connection to "the magnetic north", or that have high hopes of renewed happiness during the Christmas season, only to be disappointed. The increase in anxiety and gloom is caused by tension, the exhaustion, and inevitable frustrations that are furnished with recieving a lump of coal.

1 comment:

arnold (staff historian) said...

December also marked Ed's exploration into seasonal depression. Eddie really blew the lid off the notion that the holidays were all about good will towards men and gift giving. Fuck that noise. It's all about depressed people killing themselves. Millions of American's choose this festive time of year to blow their brains out, perhaps they see the act as a gift they are giving to others? We here at edentropy.blogspot.com hope all the haters out there are feeling especially giving this holiday season!