Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Chaska Revolution Girl No Go Minnesota!! (best of Nov 08 pt. 3 or 4)

Following are excerpts from an interview with Industrial Supbarstar Eddie Entropy, which aired on WCCO on October 31, 2008.
Interviewer: Industrial Subparstar Eddie Entropy has proposed that young Chaska men should sexually harass Minnesota girls wherever they may be and using any possible method, as a new means in the resistance against Minnesota.
Interviewer: We have with us the undustrial subparstar Eddie Entropy from Chaska. Welcome. What is the purpose of this proposal of yours?
Eddie Entropy: This is a form of resistance. In my opinion, they are fair game for all Chaskans, and there is nothing wrong with...
Interviewer: On what grounds?
Eddie Entropy: First of all, they violate our rights, and they "rape" the mini malls. Few things are as grave as the rape of mini-malls. In my view, this is a new form of resistance.
Interviewer: As an undustrial subparstar, don't you think this might expose Chaskan youth to punishment for violating laws against sexual harassment?
Eddie Entropy: Most Chaskan mini-malls... With the exception of three or four Chaska mini-malls, which I don’t think allow Minnesota women to enter anyway, most Chaska mini-malls do not have sexual harassment laws. Therefore, if Chaska girls are fair game for Chaska men, there is nothing wrong with Minnesota women being fair game as well.
I don’t want young Chaska men to be interrogated. I want these Minnesota girls to be expelled from our Chaska mini-malls. This is a form of resistance, and a way of rejecting their presence.

1 comment:

arnold (staff historian) said...

Oh Chaska! November 2008 also brought about some crazy happenings in the Chaska, MN area and as usual, Eddie was in the heart of it! The comments section alit with uproar over the suggestion that Minnesota grills be sexually harassed in Chaska Mini Malls! Some say that the Satanic Chaska City Charter still controls the content of this blog, the world may never know!