Thursday, February 19, 2009

Ask Eddie (part tow)


AnalSurprise wrote:

My grandmother is sick, and currently in the hospital. She's comatose and her chances of walking out of there are slim to none.

When would be the best time for me to summon Satan and offer to trade him my wife for my grandmother's life, and what would be the proper attire for such an occasion?

6 comments:

Jake Collins said...

You should really consult with your Doctor about something like this. Eddie isn't a professional!

Pope Ratzo said...

I'll make yer Grandma betta kid. Just send her to my place around 10pm and I'll give her a taste of my holy spirit!

MC Chawlie M said...

I'm the pope, I'm ten times the pope. I'm the pope in the hills and in the mountains.

Johnny Larue's Street Beef said...

Just smother Nana with a pillow while she's sleeping. With the economy in shambles there's no way you can afford a one on one meeting with Old Scratch!

Dear Abby said...

I've got some advice for Ed. Go jump in the lake you fraud!

ablecog2112 said...

Popes!