Monday, February 2, 2009

Stabb your troubles away (Video Game 3)

Sometimes we take out our aggreshions on an inanimate object and protend it's the face of our enemys! I find it best to stab a pillow with a kitchen knife while screaming "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME GOD" at the top of my lungs.


Andrew J. Contiguglia said...


It has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my copyrighted work entitled Friday the 13th Parts One (1), Two (2), Three (3), Four (4), Five (5), Six (6), Seven (7), Eight (8), Nine (9), X (10), Freddy Vs. Jason and the upcoming remake from Paramount Pictures (the "Work") in the preparation of a work derived therefrom. I have reserved all rights in the Work, first published in 1980, and have registered copyright therein. Your blog entry "Stabb your troubles away (Video Game 3)" is essentially identical to the Work and clearly used the Work as its basis.

As you neither asked for nor received permission to use the Work as the basis for your blog entry "Stabb your troubles away (Video Game 3)", I believe you have willfully infringed my rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $150,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein.

I demand that you immediately remove the blog entry from If I have not received an affirmative response from you by February Seventh, 2009 indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, I shall take further action against you.

Very truly yours,

Andrew J. Contiguglia
Attorney at Law representing PARAMOUNT PICTURES

cc: Jason Vorhees
Jonathon Dolgen
Sherry Lansing

the green death said...

Kill me now.

Mrs. Voorhees said...

Please leave my son out of your slanderous blog. Isn't it enough that you kids watched him drown while you were laughing it up and having intercourse all over the place!

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