Friday, February 20, 2009

No one harms me with impunity

So step off hataz.


Or risk the crime of hatred. If you are accused of crime X and then leave during the investigation it will result in an incomprehensible pronunciation being published Thursday by the county's human relations commission. Good luck.

4 comments:

Poor slob said...

I got lost trying to find my way through the catacombs and never made it to this blog entry.

Peligro said...

I smoke 3 or 4 cigarettes a day generally. As for pot - NO WAY! It makes me paranoid and gives me severe panic attacks. I had a very frightening attack 7 or 8 years ago and haven't touched it since. I don't know what happened - I suddenly felt intensely afraid and was convinced I was about to die. I think I sweated off about a third of my body weight and almost swallowed my tongue. If I live to be 100 I never want to experience that ever again. I'm guessing it was MILD drug induced psychosis. And if that was mild then I don't want to be around when a severe one hits. It seemed like a million thoughts were buzzing round inside my head all at once and I wanted to scream and rip my head open to let them all out. At one point I wet myself and didn't realize I had done so until about 5 hours later. When I realized what had happened I stripped nude and curled in a ball on my bedroom floor while time and space warped around me - all the while my heart thudding in my chest like an uzi.

It was nearly three days before I emerged from my room - completely white with black circles under my eyes.

fuckaduck said...

Eddie must b ona constat diet of laxitives because th ee blog is so flull of shit !!

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