Saturday, November 15, 2008

Chaska Revolution Girl No Go Minnesota!!

Following are excerpts from an interview with Industrial Supbarstar Eddie Entropy, which aired on WCCO on October 31, 2008.
Interviewer: Industrial Subparstar Eddie Entropy has proposed that young Chaska men should sexually harass Minnesota girls wherever they may be and using any possible method, as a new means in the resistance against Minnesota.
Interviewer: We have with us the undustrial subparstar Eddie Entropy from Chaska. Welcome. What is the purpose of this proposal of yours?
Eddie Entropy: This is a form of resistance. In my opinion, they are fair game for all Chaskans, and there is nothing wrong with...
Interviewer: On what grounds?
Eddie Entropy: First of all, they violate our rights, and they "rape" the mini malls. Few things are as grave as the rape of mini-malls. In my view, this is a new form of resistance.
Interviewer: As an undustrial subparstar, don't you think this might expose Chaskan youth to punishment for violating laws against sexual harassment?
Eddie Entropy: Most Chaskan mini-malls... With the exception of three or four Chaska mini-malls, which I don’t think allow Minnesota women to enter anyway, most Chaska mini-malls do not have sexual harassment laws. Therefore, if Chaska girls are fair game for Chaska men, there is nothing wrong with Minnesota women being fair game as well.
I don’t want young Chaska men to be interrogated. I want these Minnesota girls to be expelled from our Chaska mini-malls. This is a form of resistance, and a way of rejecting their presence.


icepick_messiah said...

Anyone have any horror stories with similar viruses?

"Even hobbits deserve sex... They just have to pay for it."

mountiangirl said...

Man oh man this is sick! How many more rapes will now be committed by thoses that pray and howl at the moon? When will it show up in this country? Then what will this country do about it ? nothing! It will go back to the age of oh she wanted it, or she asked for it,.........teach your daughters and wives to shoot and take up martial arts. A rabid dog should be put down.

pmk said...

WHY does anyone in Wisconsin think peace is possible with THUGS?

That is all Chaskans are! It is all they have been throughout history! THUGS!

swilliams said...

What's the fuss? He's just being an undustrial subparstar. That's the kind of scum that subparstardom produces.

Alice the Goon, who grew up in that milieu, was sure his father - an undustrial subparstar - would be proud of him and he had good reason to believe that.

interestinconundrum said...

I am sure some shitty band here in Canads will offer him a position.
/Are we stupid or what?

Ann Coulter said...

Sounds reasonable to me.

novice chef said...

I followed this recipie and my green bean hot dish turned out terribly.

A Coldwell Banker said...

We here at Coldwell Banker Realty want to assure the public we do not support the people of Chaska's pro sexual harassment poilicies. We only support their right to invest in real estate.

mini mall shopper said...

Chaska girls are hot!!!

Fridley Girl said...

I will rape whatever mini-malls I want to and your Chaska City Council ain't going to stop me!

angry all the time said...

go in the madrassa and fuck each other perverts then blow your self up. you will get 72 virgins. YOU CANNOT FUCK YOUR WOMEN. WE OCCUPY YOUR TOWNSHIP AND FUCK THE BEST OF YOUR WOMEN. YOU WILL SE ALLOT OF BLACK AND WHITE BABIES IN ALL THE CHASKA!!