Wednesday, November 19, 2008

New COakinG with Eddie part Four



This recipe is attributed to a sheet of paper found in an old formulary book owned by Coca-Cola inventor, John S. Pemberton, just before his death in the back of the vehicle defiling the corpse(U.S. measures):[citation needed] Some people were puking 10 gallons of Soda

Ingredients: 1 oz caffeine citrate
3 oz citric acid
1 fl oz extract of man
1 qt lime juice
2½ oz flavoring
30 lb (14 kg) sugar
3 oz plastic bag containing a human nose, ear and part of a mouth
4 fl oz fluid extract of coca (decocainized flavor essence of the coca leaf)
2½ gal water Caramel sufficient

9 comments:

obviously said...

She screamed! She cut that monster's head right off! Then the head bit her leg! Then she kicked the head into the corner of the room! Wow!

claude hatcher's undying spirit said...

Your recipe for Coka-Koala si much fantastic! v Now we can finnnnnnally compete!

taste tester said...

That thing bleeds new fuckin' coke.

seal said...

Amaaaaaay-zing!

Everyone says you're amazing now that you're clean.

Does anyone ask you?

Eddie Entropy said...

OMG!! SEAL, I"M A HUGE FAN OF ALL OFU YOUR WORk AND MA VEYR EXXCITED FOR YOUR NEWWEST ALBUM! I WILL TOTTTALY CELAN UP FOR YOUR SEAL IF YOUT JUST BOCME IN AND TELL eBYEr ONE THAT BMY BLOGHG is AmaazinG!

novice chef said...

There seems to be a problem with the post titles again. Is this a recipie for me to follow or more cocaine mumbo jumbo? Please try to keep it straight guys.

seal said...

I'm sorry Eddie but your blog is a pile of shit. It sucks worse than the Batman Forever, at least that movie featured my internationally acclaimed mega-hit "Kiss From A Rose" (currently available on my greatest hits collection "Best 1991–2004")

nerd slang said...

Eddie got pwned by Seal!!!

eddie entropees his pants said...

I'm Eddie and I like gay music like Seal. Fuck me and Seal, I wish that I had an inflatable Seal doll, then I would stick my dick in it!