Friday, November 21, 2008

A Grandpa for Christmas

I would like to have a big barrel of hummus of which I would use to spread the hummus all over my feet and my toes using a large-sized butter knife! I am the eternal Grandpa, giving advice to the young children with a whisker-faced wisdom reserved for the enlightened few. Remember children, love your old Grandpa! Some day you may be old and worthless and you'll need young people to love you too.

9 comments:

Icepick messiah said...

:) :) :)


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little johnny said...

I've asked Santa Claus to delete your blog for Christmas. Here's hoping for a Christmas miracle!

lil' bastard said...

Eddie, are you my grandpa?

lessons learned said...

We put gramps under the tree last year and he really stunk up the house. Believe me, we won't make that mistake twice!

McHale's Navy said...

I want Ernest Borgnine for Christmas!

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Logans Run said...

Fuuuuuck this dude's old!

hot for grandpa said...

This blog would be sexier if the grandpa in this picture were nude.

a chinese college student said...

Yang Yang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him. I didn't expect he would attack.