Sunday, November 16, 2008

Cokin' With Eddie (pt. 1)




Cocaine is probably the greatest problem in our community today, an intoxicant. It destroys many people, making them unable to hold a job, look after their family, say their prayers, or do much of anything they need to do. A person who uses cocaine is a criminal legally and a sinner according the Satanic Chaska City Charter. A person who sells or gives cocaine to others is worse than someone who just uses it.

6 comments:

andy said...

HAHJ THAT COCAINTE IS AWESOME SSTUFF!! I BET YOU THSAT I COULD SNORT A KILOOP ALL TON OTNY OWNE THIE THE MBEST OF IT AHSAS ME FLYING ONT HE DANCEHGLORR AND SExING GIRLSS!

YOUR FRENID<

dNADY

play my station said...

I double clicked the coke 40 times and my character still refuses to take it. He says he's "morally opposed".

Tony Montana said...

I beg to differ!

icepick_messiah said...

Well, damn. "Right, wrong" just isn't as fun to chant.
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"Even hobbits deserve sex... They just have to pay for it."

chaska city council said...

The Satanic Chaska City Charter bans all reference of C-----e on the internet. Eddie, you have been a friend to us, we hope this post isn't a sign of a "status change".

stumbled in here said...

This blog has some serious problems.