Wednesday, November 19, 2008

COCAIN IN THE MENBRAIN!! (cokin it with Eddddd pt. 5)

EDDIE DON"t LISTEN TO THE HATERS AND ED KEEEEPS COKIN" IT UP!!!

MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESAOTA

Around dawn on a Sunday, packs of young people are huddled at stoplights or ambling down
Washington Avenue in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Despite the hour, the day isn't just beginning for them. Like thousands of young Minnesotans, they are ending a long night of hard-core partying that probably included the unbridled snorting of cocaine.
At crowded clubs and throbbing bars along Minneapolis' First Avenue and on side streets radiating from the Ground Zero night club, the city's heart, a gram of coke is casually sold for 79 dollars and quickly consumed in restrooms or nearby parked cars.
"It's easier to get cocaine than to get a library card," said Eddie Entropy, 31, an undsutrial subparstar, recalling his nocturnal carousing before he went to Chaska for drug rehabilitation.

PLEASDE HEPP MNE BECAUSE I TRY TO BE GOODO!

12 comments:

Mcgruff said...

Users are losers!

Chuck E. Cheese said...

Fuuuuuuck! I got sooooo fucked up last night! It fuxxxxxorz!

Audrey Hepburn's ghost said...

Did somebody cry for me?

recovering said...

Ha ha. This shit wasn't funny the first time Eddie. You think drug addiction is funny? Then you really need help guy.

Andy said...

EDDY CRAVY COKE PARTAY NOW A VIDO GAM?! LOL HAHA FRENDI I NOT NEED KNOW GAM IMA LIVING THA GAME FO REALITY MY GOOD FRENID LOL TAKECLARE BUBBLY

-ANDY

Local Yokel said...

This is the most accurate portrayl of Minnesota I've ever read. Thank you for telling it like it is.

fiendin' said...

Dude, you know where I can score a little sompin to take the pain away? I live in Brooklyn Heights and mom took away my car, so I need a local man.

sam henderson in his prime said...

@ recovering asshole:

Giant mice snorting coke are always funny!

icepick_messiah said...

Excellent. This made my day.
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"Even hobbits deserve sex... They just have to pay for it."

anonymous chaskan said...

In pains me to do this, but you have continued to cross the line and I don't care about your attempts at "recovery". You are either with us or against us and your attempts to be both at once are unacceptable!

By the power vested me by the Satanic City Charter of Chaska, I officially declare a curse on your blog and its heathen readers! May your hairs burst into fire and may your toenails turn pink! Ye shall rue the day ye crossed paths with us!

Glory be to Chaska!

dim domihugh said...

What make that picture of CHucky CHeese so fuuny is that he is snorting Coke and yet on the table is a two liter bottle of Pepsi!

Eddie Entropy said...

It's a freakin' CAN of Pepsi Dim, not a two liter bottle! Holy shit you're a fucking moron, I hate the living hell out of your mother fucking asshat! God, you fucks never fucking get me!!