Thursday, October 30, 2008

Scanal Rocks Romeny Campaign

This from the BP News Wire:

ITEM! Repulbican cadnidate for President was confronted with reporters on Wednesday regarding allegations of him and Gothic Entertainer Edddie Entropy "Double Dicking" it. A visibly shaken Romney denied the allegationns and said that whe wasn't shure what "double dicking it" means and if he did therewould be no chance of him ever dong it with Gotheic Superstar Eddie ENtropy as "Eddie's own rod is not ample enough to be able to probery "do it"."

Reporters didn't believe Romnye denial and many pointed and laughed at the unfortunate double phallic micriophone that carried Mit's words. Romeny's running mate Funputer had nothing to add to the converstation, he was turned off.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I knew Romney was in bed with Eddie, I just knew it! Now Baroosh O'maha is a shoe in for vitory!

Anonymous said...

Where are the pictures of fat people and the complete gibberish? This site has seemed a lot different since Eddie's so-called "resurrection"...

Anonymous said...

Stop spreading your fucking lies before I crack your skull against the pavement. Romney would never go for a fat sissy like Eddie, he would want a real man, like me!

Anonymous said...

Funputer is the one who leaked this story. He posted photos of the double dicking incident on several noteworthy porn sites like dickfactory.com and politikalcumdumpster.net

Anonymous said...

I believe it all except for the part where Eddie is referred to as a superstar. That part is clearly made up.

Anonymous said...

eddie probery couldn't do it because his "rod" is lost within all those vast folds of fat.

Anonymous said...

That's the last straw. I'm voting for Huckabee.

Anonymous said...

1. double-dicking 1 thumb up
Double-dicking, v. - Early 21st century hoin’ vernacular

a. flirting, conversating, or dancing with two males at the same time

b. the occurrence of dating two men within a 24 hour period

c. the practice of select and limited non-monogamy, i.e. simultaneously dating two men over a period of time

d. the feat of having some type of sexual activity with two dudes in a period of 24hours

e. a male to female to male threesome; or a male to male to male threesome

f. the act by men or women of using double-dong dildos during sexual activity

a. I thought she was going home with both of them dudes the way she was double-dicking at the club last night.

b. She'd gotten in the habit of double-dicking Nesean and Orishio on Saturdays.

c. She double-dicking and ain't ready to settle down yet.

d. Double-dicking really ain't my thing.

e. That was some serious double-dicking in that flick.

f. Requiem For a Dream has the best double-dicking scene ever.

Anonymous said...

I feel like I've been double dicked by this blog and I plan to take legal action.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

How is this news? I mean, when isn't Mit Romney double dicking it?

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Anonymous said...

Thankyou to this blog for your continued support in our campaign efforts! See you this tuesday at the polls!