Friday, October 17, 2008

Juggalo of Faith


New sermon from Rev.Last Rite Posted 10/07.

Whoop Whoop Juggalos!


October is here and you know what that means, It is our Anniversary!!!

For 5 years now Juggalo Faith has been spreading the good news, the message that you can have eternal life and how to get to Shangri-La (Heaven).


The message of the cross and of God's love, about the way that he provided for all of us to be with him forever.


Jesus the Christ (Messiah) and how he came to earth to teach us how to live and how to believe by the power of his miracles and the healings he performed.

All you have to do is believe Juggalos, that he was and is the true son of God. and that he died upon the cross to take the death that we all deserved to have upon ourselves, he took the pain from beatings and the shame that we all should bear for the way we live.



Jesus came in our places Ninjas, so all we have to do is remember and believe that and thank him for what he did and ask him to spiritually come into our hearts and we will never face death, just eternal everlasting life with God our Father and Jesus the son in Heaven.



If you want counseling on how to except Jesus by saying the sinner's prayer, email us at Juggalofamily@Juggalofaith.com with "I want to be saved" in the message line and we will talk you through it.



Remember nothing is too big for God to forgive and if you truly mean it in your heart he will forgive you for your sins and you will be saved.



God bless and Keep your Hatchets High Ninjas! Rev.B-Lotus



Watch for a new sermon in a few days from yours truly!


Have you accepted Jesus as your savior yet???, if you want to and don't know how, email us through our contact form.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Do they hose you down with "Faygo" Detroit's number 1 soft drink for a baptism?

Anonymous said...

Why isn't chubbs up there wearing his ICP pancake makeup?

Anonymous said...

This shit actually makes you look cool in comparison Ed.

Anonymous said...

I pray to Jesus that all the Juggalos go away and die.

Anonymous said...

The Bible predicts there shall be a great cleansing of all the Juggalos from the world.

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Anonymous said...

Jesus was the first Juggalo!

It's true dat.