Friday, November 7, 2008

C:\EXECUTE\FUNPUTER\BRAINEATER.EXE

ATTENTION AMERICANS

TOMORROW AFTERNOON I WILL BE DISPENSING THE -MITT ROMNEY- PROGRAM ONTO THE STREETS OF YOUR HOMETOWN TO COLLECT -BRAINS- ALL LIFEFORMS ARE NOW REQUIRED TO PAY A MANDATORY -BRAIN- TAX.


AT 6pm (EASTERN TIME) -BRAINS- WILL BE DEPOSITED IN FUNPUTERS -SLOT- FOR INSPECTION/DIGESTION.

LET FREEDOM RING!!!!!


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Righteous.
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"Even hobbits deserve sex... They just have to pay for it."

Anonymous said...

Funputer is wise. Ancient chief say "Send man with no brain to steal brain of others."

Anonymous said...

Eat me Mit!