Saturday, November 15, 2008

Chaska High!


Can you hear it? It's the smallest violin in the world playin' just for you. It's not that you don't have the right to protest. It's that you were naive and duped into allowing the Chaska City Council to use your protests as a cover until they could get to a point in the downtown area that they could perpitrate their crimes. You must first get contorl of the situation and then ask questions.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tonight I saw the coolest thing ever. Some little seven-year-old kid wearing a Spiderman costume with Batman's mask, cape, and utility belt over it.

Chaska terrorism. Win.
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Anonymous said...

This blog makes blood boil.

Anonymous said...

I had a terrorist cell phone for a while until it blew up in my pocket!

Anonymous said...

This is GOD's punishment to Minnesotans for allowing Al Franken's re-count!

Anonymous said...

What an adorable little ragamuffin! I'd love to pinch those cheeks and bake her some cookies.

Anonymous said...

I've been trying to get contorl of the situation but then I realized I don't know what "contorl" means.