Saturday, November 22, 2008

A Christmas for Grandpa

This holiday season the young children with snow white wisdom face the few that remain. Never forget. Remind the children of using a knife to butter the big one! Remind the children, one day all will be like your old Pépé! Hummus!



Some day you can be old and without value and you will need the young ones to like you also. Some day you may be alone.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I fucking hate hold people!

Anonymous said...

All my grandchildren died before me.

Anonymous said...

EPIC FUCKING WIN.

I'm going to Lowe's PRONTO.
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"Even hobbits deserve sex... They just have to pay for it."

Anonymous said...

That is such a depressing entry.

Anonymous said...

For Christmas I want me diaper changed!

Anonymous said...

I was driving my car down a very desolate stretch of road this afternoon. The sky was cloudy and all the trees had lost their leaves. The landscape was dreary, no grass, nothing green and it all started to look the same. I pulled off to the side of the road and opened my glove compartment. I usually keep a pack of peanuts in my glove compartment to snack on but I guess I'd eaten them all up. I didn't know what to do so I opened my car owner's manual. I don't think I'd ever looked at it before. Today has been a tough day for me. I am tired.

I'm so sad that I wish I were dead.

Anonymous said...

Grandpas are the best!