Friday, November 21, 2008

Coking with Eddie PART TWO


Hi everyone! I've been trying out sam new recipes coking in mA katchen lagely Nd wanted to share!!! pleese leave the comant. if you have trouble making your own my batch will be for sale starting saturday night.



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PREP TIME 1 Hr 10 Min
COOK TIME 50 Min
READY IN 2 Hrs

SERVINGS (Help me)
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INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)
1 (17.3 ounce) package of crystalline tropane alkaloid
1 (3.4 ounce) package chocolate insert pudding into eye filling mix
2 cups bleach
4 cups assorted waste (fish parts, feces, raspberries and snake skin)
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DIRECTIONS
Thaw the snake skin at room temperature for 40 minutes or until it's easy to handle. Heat the oven to 400 degrees F. Gently do a line of cocaine on a lightly floured surface. Now snort a 12 inch line of flour. It's not as good, is it? Cut off the corners to make a triangle. Gently press the choclate with lightly floured fingers into a 12-inch eye. Place fish parts and feces in a circular patten on a pizza pan. Prick the eye all over with a fork. Insert filling. Drink 2 cups of bleach. Bake for 20 minutes or until golden. Remove the eye from the fish parts, the fish parts from the feces and the feces from the baking sheets and allow time to cool. Prepare the mix using the cocaine according to the drug pamphlet provided by the Chaska city Council. Spoon 1 cup of cocaine onto the crust and spread to within 1/2-inch of the edges. Arrange the snake skin over the pudding. Give the eye time to blink. Cut each pizza into 8 eyes and serve immediately, or cover and refrigerate forever.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is my favorite entry yet!

Anonymous said...

These Chaska girls look totally fucking wild! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Anonymous said...

I'm a cocaine captain as well and I travel the seas with my legion of the damned snorting cocaine all over the world. It's a living.

Anonymous said...

Please fix the labels on these entries guys. I'm getting really confused, these recipes are getting really hard to follow.

Anonymous said...

Edward, by my estimate this should either be the seventh cocaine entry or the sixth cooking entry, it baffles me as to why you would label this as part two! I really hope you get the bugs worked out of your site or I'm afraid that you're going to lose a lot of your readership.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering what everyone down at www.edentropy.blogspot.com is jammin out to these days.

As for me
KMFDM - Sucks

Our music is sampled/totally fake/its done by machines cos they dont make mistakes..

and so on and so forth.




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Anonymous said...

Those chicks are totally coked up!

Anonymous said...

I am trying your recipe but am having some difficulty on the drinking the bleach portion of the recipe. My stomach is burning and I am puking so much that it is difficult for me to finish the recipe.

Anonymous said...

U.S.S.A.: "The Spoils"
Pink Anvil: "Halloween Party"
Ministry: "DSOTS," "Filth Pig," "Animositisomina"
Pigface: "Gub"
RevCo: "Linger Ficken Good"
That forty second "Perfect Pair" snippet on constant loop...

Yeah... I'm stoked.
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Anonymous said...

I wandered into the kitchen last night looking for a late night snack but was saddened to discover that someone had eaten all of the cold pizza that I had put in the tinfoil from two nights ago. We were out of bread so I just ate a jar of peanut butter using my hands. When I went back to bed I tossed and turned and could not get to sleep right away. When I did get to sleep I had weird dreams. I woke up this morning more tired than I was when I went to sleep. Somebody please help me.

I wish I'd never been born.