It seems like just yesterday I gave birth to you by the dumpster behind Hardee's(R). And look at you now! My bouncing baby blog is all grown up, writing it's own posts, creating it's own labels. It's so much more than just a blog, it's a sentient fully functioning life form, it's writing this tribute right now! Happy birthday, you great big bloated monster! Here's to two thousand more years of fucking awesome shit!