Thursday, September 10, 2009

Party Time In Hell

There are times where Eddie finds himself at a party and he wonders what the hell is going on. The floors seems to be built on an incline, the walls are shaped at an angle, the colors are off and babies are everywhere - babies who need their damned diapers changed! It's ugly in a special way when the party gets out of hand and Eddie's dinner suit gets a spot of gravy on it. It's ugly when people start to open up and let their true selves out. Have you ever noticed how genuinely hideous people are once the veil of social nicety is rended? Eddie has. Eddie notices it every day. Why won't those damned girls stop talking???


Anonymous said...

Any party that you attend is bound to be hell!

Your host said...

The problem with the party was you Eddie. No one wants to hear your stories about devil worship and rat catching. Don't expect to be invited over anytime soon again!

a dirty diaper said...

Change me Eddie!