Friday, September 25, 2009

Bibble Study pt 4 The Tower of Babalon


Here's another grate story from the bible.  Babalon was a horny chick who Aleister Crowley liked to have sex with.  She built a really big tower so that everyone could see her boobs and also so that she could claim to have a bigger rod than any of the guys she knew.  Well, God had been frequently having "relations" with this chick Babalon so he was perty pissed when she was saying all this shit about having the biggest rod.  So God came down hard on the smiting side, he went outdoors and opened up his car and got out a big jug of liquid plumber which he then poured down all the Aquaducts of Babalon's home city.  The Aquaducts had long been clogged and when all the water flooded out the shift in ground pressure caused the foundation of Babalon's tower to fall down, killing her and just about everyone else in her town.  God thought that was pretty funny and I don't blame him for that.  The moral of this story is never say that your dick is bigger than God's.  It's not.  God's got the biggest dick in town!

5 comments:

Religious theologian said...

Yep, that's just how I remembered that story. Way to stay true to the original Ed.

Waste of time said...

Reading this stupid blog is like having someone take a brightly colored shit in my eyes.

TAD said...

God's balls ain't got nuthin' on me!

Jaiden said...

wheres gods dick cant find the pitcher

Anonymous said...

mebe the picture of the building. I wasnt sure either