Friday, September 25, 2009
Bibble Study pt 4 The Tower of Babalon
Here's another grate story from the bible. Babalon was a horny chick who Aleister Crowley liked to have sex with. She built a really big tower so that everyone could see her boobs and also so that she could claim to have a bigger rod than any of the guys she knew. Well, God had been frequently having "relations" with this chick Babalon so he was perty pissed when she was saying all this shit about having the biggest rod. So God came down hard on the smiting side, he went outdoors and opened up his car and got out a big jug of liquid plumber which he then poured down all the Aquaducts of Babalon's home city. The Aquaducts had long been clogged and when all the water flooded out the shift in ground pressure caused the foundation of Babalon's tower to fall down, killing her and just about everyone else in her town. God thought that was pretty funny and I don't blame him for that. The moral of this story is never say that your dick is bigger than God's. It's not. God's got the biggest dick in town!