Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Jaysus waltz on water (biible study pt. 2)


DO NOT BE AFRAID!

When he comes to you on the water extend both tentacles and take him between your mandibles. Do not fear the soft tenderness of long hair caressing your barnacles, do not  shoot ink in terror when he comes to save YOU. You relate that the present cosmos is only the last of a series, having arisen in stages from the wreck of the previous universe. In this account, you are the lone survivor of the previous, alien universe. Good luck!

2 comments:

Angry Gothic Pastor said...

You're full of shit, that's not how the story goes! Meet me face to face and I'll give you a lesson in the Bible that you won't forget.

A giant squid said...

I refuse to accept any dry skinned biped as my savior!